Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

Is that website down for everyone or just for me?

http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

Is a website not working? Find out if it's just you – or if everyone is seeing the same problem.

Steve Job’s Blog, only not really

http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/

Hilarious blog where the author discusses everything from politics to meditation to business to art as though he were Steve Jobs.

Optical Illusions Utilizing LP covers

http://www.sleeveface.com/

You remember album sleeves, right? LPs? Vinyl? This site is full of pictures of people holding up album sleeves in front of themselves or others, creating delightful illusions.

There's a great one of the Gremlins soundtrack, Rolling Stones (Black and Blue) and a Barry Manilow album. Very cool. Must see.

I’m motivated… but not really

http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

Fake motivator generator. (ie Determination: The difference between failure and success is how much you want it.) Choose any picture on your computer, fill out the title and the smaller text summing up your one-word-wonder, and you're set.

Snuggly Babies

http://www.uglybabycontest.com/

http://www.uglybabycontest.com/gallery/main.php

Sad, hilarious, infuriating. Who is submitting these pictures?

Garfield Minus Garfield

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

Recommended by both Darin Blanchard and Greg

What do you get when you remove Garfield from America's favorite unfunny comic strip? John Arbuckle, more pitiful than ever; alone and funny, talking to himself.

Sandy – your personal secretary

http://iwantsandy.com/

A personal web-based assistant. Notify her of an appointment or something you want to remember by email. She will notify you of appointments 15 minutes before they start (by default) by email or text message.

You can search your messages by topical tags (ie - @Birthday, @yearly, @family, @work).

You can also update it using Jott: (http://jott.com), allowing you to update your calendar by talking on the phone.

Great for someone who wants phone notifications of appointments but doesn't have a smart phone.

Will notify people of the same appointment if you CC Sandy on an email to that person, even if they don't have an account.

Animator vs. Animation

Video: Animator vs. Animation

http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/art/Animator-vs-Animation-34244097

Recommended by Garrett Wheeler

Classic animated video of an animation fighting the animator.

There is also an equally noteworthy sequel:

http://alanbecker.deviantart.com/art/Animator-vs-Animation-II-50891749

and a Game!

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/animator_vs_animation_game.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_animator

The game is hard as hell to figure out.