Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

Ninja Cat!

Ninja Cat! This cat is very curious about the camera, but only moves towards it when we are not looking.

Recommended by Chris Brooks

Naked Clowns…Still creepy.

A 16 month(!) 2009 calendar featuring graduates from the Clown Conservatory Class of '08. All net profits go toward seeking cures and treatments of MS.

Real Clowns. Real Naked. Really against Multiple Sclerosis.

Recommended by Atropos

Stop! Hammertime!

Stop! Hammertime! Firefox add-on

Firefox add-on that plays a brief clip of MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch This!' - specifically when between verses Hammer shouts 'Stop! Hammer Time!' The most pointless add-on ever, but it does what it claims. Honesty - that's worth something, right? Also will scare the hell out of you when you are not expecting it.

Worst…Photoshop…Ever… Photoshop Disasters

Bad uses of Photoshop in ads, news stories and even Google Earth. Things that are just too perfect - or too weird - to be real, and have clearly been digitally manipulated:

- Movie covers with faces awkwardly plastered onto bodies, with actors ultimately striking impossible poses:

- The 'Home for Sale' ad where the only green portion of the lawn has been copied and digitally spread all over the front yard:

- The Google Earth image where a patch of trees has clearly been copied and duplicated to cover up... something...

- Models with curiously long or short limbs, missing jaws(!) or limbs simply jutting out of the incorrect part of their body:

- Famous faces pasted onto the packaging of foreign products:
"I'm Jennifer Aniston, and I approve these pantyhose."

- Not surprisingly, there are a lot of sultry-looking women online and in magazines who have been 'slenderized' using photo manipulation. Distortion of the background makes it painfully clear there is some dishonesty going on here.

- Even an Iranian press release showing the firing of missiles had been Photoshopped to include more missiles in a simultaneous launch than were really there:

Chuck Heston mini-Photoshop Disasters

Pit Bulls are nothing like Hockey Moms…

Question: What if Pit Bulls don't like being compared to 'Hockey Mom' Sarah Palin and her ilk? (Answer: They ask you to buy T-shirts). Pit Bulls can be very sweet and loving dogs, and these guys want to remind us of that fact...and elect Obama.

Pit bulls against Palin

Recommended by Atropos

Design your own lego set

Lego Digital Designer is a downloadable application that allows you to design anything out of Legos and then order the specific parts to build it in real life.

Build your own lego
Recommended by Kerry

Netflix Origami

Ideas for what to do with the little red slip of paper you are left with after opening and sending back your Netflix envelope.

Starched Shirt

Box

Frog

Netflix Origami

Recommended by Angie Brooks

Tree huggers need a hug

Members of Eco-friends 'Earth First!' mourning the death of some trees. I consider myself an environmentalist, but these guys are really just embarrassing.

Best line: "Bring me to this Cathedral. Bring me to these guys. Bring me to this rock that has the most incredible life." Note to life-lover: rocks don't have lives. Mourn the trees. Mourn the Ivory Crested Dwarf Booby Owl Bird, but don't mourn the rock.

Make an ugly guy even uglier.

Start with one ugly guy, then add interchangeable eye directions (each eye is set separately) and a half dozen poses/positions for the mouth. Viola! Make a real ugly guy even uglier.

Costomizable Ugly Euro Guy

Recommended by Kyle Fowers

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

What would your name be if Sarah Palin had named you? Enter you name on this site to find out what aspect of rugged Alaskan life would be irreversibly emblazoned into your moniker.
I would have been 'Gripper Caron Palin'. My wife would have been 'Lean Pipe Palin'.
Richy T's Palin name is 'Hose Hotrod Palin'. Even his imaginary Palin name is gay.

Sarah Palin baby name generator

Recommended by Kimberly Hare