Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

Failblog.org: You fail at winning

Hilarious photos and video of things just not working out right:

Video of a semi-truck pulling away from a loading dock with the back open and all of the contents spilling everywhere.

Someone missing a windshield wiper has replaced it with a dish sponge. At least the abrasive side is 'up.'

A video of a cop tazing himself at a traffic stop.

"Hands on History" display with added sign: "Please do not touch"

Ice Cream flavor 'Viagra'

"Little Angel" Razor blades in adorable packaging with hearts and flowers

Someone who taped change on to a letter because they didn't have time to buy a stamp - plus "5 cents for your troubles"

The weather forecast that called for a low of 42 and a high of 5660

A video of a firetruck getting t-boned by another firetruck at an intersection

http://failblog.org

Design an ugly sweater – but they won’t make it for you, sorry :(

Design a custom ugly sweater, view the creations other people have made, and email either to your friends.

http://weloveholidaysweaters.wehatesheep.com/

Make Your Own Muppet!

Make your own Muppett ($90 to buy it, $130 for them to mail you the planning kit)

http://www.fao.com/catalog/factories/muppets.jsp#

A webcam (& mic) that keeps us up to date with 6 adorable Shiba Inu puppies. Sleeping, playing, fighting, & probably pooping. Watch the live stream or take a trip down memory lane with "Puppy Classics".

Recommended by Kim in Wisconsin

Presidential Dance-off: Weeks after it has any relevance, a very amusing dance-off between Obama and McCain!

My last election site/video, I promise! (uh, except for the one below this one) A well-faked dance-off between Barack Obama and John McCain and one surprise guest... a possibly Not Safe For Work Sarah Palin shaking her groove thang.

Recommended by "Matt the Whip"

Obama Buttons: The compleat (complete) collection

Every Obama supporter button that can be found, and some that can't (there's some fakes). Pretty immersive Obama experience, nonetheless.

http://obama2008.s3.amazonaws.com/barack_obama_campaign_buttons_p1.html

Carrot Clarinet: Play with your food

A man makes a playable instrument out of a carrot and a clarinet mouthpiece.

Super Obama World: Finally a President you want to pretent to be!

Loosely based on the classic Super Nintendo game 'Super Mario World', Super Obama World takes you through the dark and scary world of Alaska. Stocked with high-priced clothing stores, pigs wearing lipstick, Bridges to Nowhere and lots of Hillary Clintons, the game play is simple but fun, and the references are amusing.

http://superobamaworld.com/

"Misses Palin": When you can see Russia from your house, Russia can see you too.

I figure I have about 2 more weeks that Sarah Palin will be even remotely relevant, so here is a video of a love song for Sarah Palin. From Russia With Love.

Mikrobe Kombat: Test Your Might?

A fun and addicting online game: Microbe Kombat. Get your microorganism to be big and strong by eating proteins and other microbes. But beware the evil virus that will infect and eventually kill you if he can!

Microbe Kombat!