Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

Church Sign Generator: Make a church sign say whatever you want it to!

Manipulate pictures of Church signs (you know, the old marquee style signs) to say whatever you want. Your choice of over a dozen signs, with the ability to set the name of the church, the fonts used, and of course the inspirational message on the sign.

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Recommended by Jason Foust

Cursebird: All the swears that Twitter has to offer

A real-time feed of all Twitter posts that contain swear words. They also keep a running tally of the most oft-used curse words. Ridiculous, pointless, addicting and hilarious.

http://cursebird.com/

How much are you really spending with Netflix?

Find out exactly how much you are paying per movie using the movie rental service Netflix. With separate breakdowns for DVDs only as well as DVDs + Streaming, you can evaluate if you are really getting as good of a deal as you think you are. Many other simple but helpful features as well - what is your cost-per-movie as compared to other Netflix users? What is the average time it takes you to return a DVD? Lots of useful and interestinig data about your Netflix usage.

http://feedflix.com/

Tapeworm Quiz

How likely are you to get a tapeworm? Answer the questions here and find out. (at the end, when they try to get you to sign up for a dating site, there is an option below it to say no).

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/tapeworm

Recommended by Kerry

Slap around a guy in denial: Counterfeitmini.com

This is essentially a Cooper Mini ad, based on their previous "Counterfeit Mini" TV commercials, but on this site you get to slap around a guy who has purchased a counterfeit Mini, but is in denial. Slapping people is fun!

This is essentially a Cooper Mini ad, based on their previous "Counterfeit Mini" TV commercials, but on this site you get to slap around a guy who has purchased a counterfeit Mini, but is in denial. Slapping people is fun!

http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

Recommended by Weston Lemon

Ode to Joy – performed by Beaker from The Muppets

The Muppet's Beaker simultaneously sings/plays six parts to "Ode to Joy" using overdubbing in 6 separate boxes onscreen. You'll end up watching this repeatedly to see what happens in each sub-screen - and how they end up affecting one another.

Bonus: Gonzo, Camilla, and 7 other chickens sing 'Blue Danube':

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http://www.pacdudegames.com/fail/
The "bomp bomp bomp baa... waaaaaaaa" fail sound from The Price is Right

http://www.dramabutton.com/
Dramatic Orchestral climax!

http://www.hiyoooo.com/
You get be Johnny, with your own personal Ed McMahon punctuating each joke with his trademark "Hiyoooooo!"

...And the best for last! Do David Caruso impressions all day long with this handy button that will play (very loudly - consider yourself warned) The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" scream just as Horatio puts on his sunglasses (as he always does).
http://www.epiconeliner.com/

Recommended by Pete Frenzel

Animals in casts – sad, sweet

Adorable and heartbreaking at once, "animals in casts" is guaranteed - one way or another - to make you say "Awwwww...."

http://youcantmakeitup.blogspot.com/2006/02/50-animals-in-casts.html
Recommended by Kerry

Scanwiches – sandwich cross sections for the easily impressed

This site contains nothing but pictures of sandwiches - captured exclusively on a flatbed desktop scanner.
Step 1: Buy a sandwich
Step 2: Place the center-sliced portion on a scanner to reveal a beautiful cross-section of your sandwich.
Step 3: Still eat it? I don't know what they do after scanning...
They are kind enough to mention the type of sandwich and the deli where it was purchased.

http://scanwiches.com/
Recommended by Chris Brooks

Kideo Player – Kid and Family safe YouTube surfing

Go to this website for a kid-friendly YouTube experience. Instead of relying on filters and video tags, all videos available here have been personally certified by the site admin for his own 2 kids. The site has a simple but fun interface, where hitting 'spacebar' goes to the next video.
Another cool thing is you can create a more specific pool of videos from which to draw. For example, http://www.kideoplayer.com/babyeinstein specifically brings up Baby Einstein videos. In the same manner, typing "kitten" at the end of "www.kideoplayer.com/" will play only videos containing kittens. And so on...

http://www.kideoplayer.com/