F My Life
"F My Life": people telling stories of how terrible their life is. Most are funny, a few are sad, many are probably made up. Somehow, a lot of them have to do with sex.
A girl's boyfriend said she reminded him of a zebra. Because of her stretch marks.
"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"
"Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML"
"Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML"
"Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML"
...and there's a LOT of emails/phone calls/texts sent to the wrong people - usually exposing an affair or how your parents REALLY feel about you.
http://www.fmylife.com/
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