Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

Mr T Infomercial

Mr. T's Infomercial for a counter-top oven. From the moment he smashes through the 'door' to get on set, to the moment he commmands "Now, enough of this jibber-jabber. It's time you called and got your very own!" it is pure T.
Recommended by Kerry

Still, to cleanse the T palate, watch this vid of Mr. T and Conan O'Brien hanging out in an apple orchard:

F My Life

"F My Life": people telling stories of how terrible their life is. Most are funny, a few are sad, many are probably made up. Somehow, a lot of them have to do with sex.

A girl's boyfriend said she reminded him of a zebra. Because of her stretch marks.

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"

"Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML"

"Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML"

"Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML"

...and there's a LOT of emails/phone calls/texts sent to the wrong people - usually exposing an affair or how your parents REALLY feel about you.

http://www.fmylife.com/
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Rebel Legion: Legions of Star Wars Fans playing dress-up

Hundreds, if not thousands of pictures of people in Star Wars costumes.
Divided into Old and New Republic, Then further into Pilots, Jedi, Dignitaries, Troopers, Smugglers and Scoundrels, etc.

Recommended by James
http://rebellegion.com/members.php

How to be Lazy

For Gina: How To Be Lazy.

Highlights:
"Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it."
"If something is not in your reach, you don't need it..."
"Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive."

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=lazy
Recommended by Atropos

MultiColr Search

Search for photos containing specific colors. You can search for photos containing up to ten specific colors at once. Search both Flickr and Alamy Stock Photos - 13 million images between the two.

http://labs.ideeinc.com/multicolr/#colors=b5d267;

Leprechaun Sighting?

An old classic for St. Patrick's day: A news story from Mobile, AL about local Leprechaun sightings. Residents gather to see a leprechaun that has been seen in a local tree. I love the witness sketch of what the leprechaun looks like, as well as the man holding something that looks to be a car part as he claims it is a "Special Leprechaun Flute" handed down "from thousands of years ago" by his great-great grandfather.