Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

A Text Message From A Friend

This is the bulk of his message, which was sent to me using a dictation application on his iPhone:

"Jake I am using a dictation app if there are errors I don't care we practiced for some sugar on me mama fool...

Do you think you can sing message in a bottle five chuckle chuckle man this thing sucks. Oh crap. There is a cock I better go adios. I said cock COP. This app has a filthy mind."

This made me laugh in hysterics as I read it while pumping gas.