Jake of the Web Time Wasters And Then Some

6May/141

How To (And How Not To) Lock Your Bike

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6May/140

Population Pyramids And What They Can Tell Us About A Country

28Apr/120

Lonely Cat Messes With Doorstop To Get Attention

If this cat was at my house, it would be in a crate overnight for sure. No 5am wake-ups for me, thanks!

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26Apr/120

56 Episodes Of Star Trek At The Same Time

I'll admit, it's a bit much.

18Apr/120

Peter Butterman Quitting Jobs He Doesn’t Work At

16Apr/120

Surreal Tupac Hologram At Coachella

And so it begins... first autotune and now holograms. Not much longer and we'll have a pop star that is 100% fabricated. From her (it has to be a hot chick, right?) voice to her appearance, everything will be controlled and perfected before being presented on screen and on stage. Before that, though, I'm betting they'll bring Jim Morrison back to life with the rest of The Doors on stage with him.

7Nov/111

Sword Dancing

Don't worry, no one gets hurt, but WTF?

31Oct/110

Heart2Heart: Real Boy Band? Or Parody Boy Band?

Lance Bass of *NSync does have something to do with this - that's him at about :16. He really needs to get that eye looked at.

Here's the ridiculous lyrics:

Heart2Heart – Facebook Official Lyrics

Yeah girl, it’s me Chad.
Never felt this way before
I wanna make this official
I wanna do this in the realest way I know
You know what? Let me tell you how I feel

LOG ON. Myspace is dead.
I’m checking your page to see (Chad Nico) what you said
Girl- Girl you’re so fine, your (Chad Nico) pics are so hot
I’m thinking dirty thoughts but (Chad Nico) I better better not

Heart 2, (Chad Nico) Heart is back
FB chat (Chad Nico) popping on my Mac
I like your status, (Chad Nico) two thumbs up
I met you last week when we’re playing flip cup

Could you confirm to this request
Agree to my terms of service
The message has been sent
and all I wanna do is

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Status update, what
Checking the pics of your butt
Did you see that link on your wall?
Girl I don’t wanna play Farmville, I just wanna play for real

I’ve been checking facebook lately
Girl you’ve been blowing up my feed
Babe I wanna know just update me
Bay-bee, Bay-beeeeee

Could you confirm to this request
Agree to my terms of service
The message has been sent
and all I wanna do is

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Facebook Officiallll
I wanna let them know
Facebook Officialll
I wanna let them know!

Girl you know it’s time for this
Girl you know it’s right
Press that button Double Click
Lets make it facebook official tonightttt

DANCE BREAK.

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official (Yeahhh..)
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Put a heart on your page, heart – heart on your page
Let’s make it official
Baby you and me – you and me
Facebook official

Facebook Officiallll
I wanna let them know
Facebook Officialll
I wanna let them know!

Facebook Official,
Facebook Official, I wanna be
Facebook Official,
Facebook Official

 

24Oct/110

Dress Rehearsal Of Steve Jobs’ Tribute SNL Sketch

I think SNL's current cast is just amazing.

24Oct/110

Man Is Scared To Tears By A Puppy

While I have to give him props for facing his fear, there is something inherently funny about a man who would scare me being afraid of a puppy.